Mothers of Invention

Mothers of Intervention

Richard Perle Buys More Cookies with Money

Earned as a Lobbyist for Muammar Gaddafi 

David Rees says that if he ever holds up

a liquor store, he plans to use Richard Perle's

face as a weapon. But studies have shown that

Michael Ledeen's face is much more effective.

Richard Perle is the sort of neoconservative intellectual

who would gladly sacrifice 100,000 human lives on an

altar constructed from one of the shitty ideas pulled

out of his ass. And then, unsatisfied, he would reach

back to pull out another.

Angus Scrimm, who plays 'The Tall Man' in the Phantasm

movie series, tells us he has an identical twin brother,

Richard Perle, the neoconservative warmonger.

Richard Perle Just After a

Bit of Iraq Blew into His Left Eye

Master-Blaster