Q:  Whose political predictions are always 

only slightly less wrong than Bill Kristol's?

A:  Ross Douthat's.

Billy Kristol's Political Stock Takes Another Beating 

on Wall Street, Main Street, and Every Other Street

in Town

"Are we to understand, Mr. Kristol, that your pot belly 

will be spearheading the 50,000-man attack you will be 

leading against ISIS?"

Yesterday, Bill Kristol tweeted, "Biden confirms to

 Obama at lunch today he's running, announces at

 U Delaware tomorrow. You can feel the Joementum!" 

Today, Biden announced he's not running, saying, "I 

wanted to make Bill Kristol look like Jimmy Neutron, 

Boy Genius."

Scott Gimple once pointed out, "A non-frightening zombie

 is a lame zombie." Bill Kristol is a lame zombie.

"Our task as Republicans is to say essentially the same

 thing as Donald Trump, but not in such a crude and

reprehensible way."

If nothing else, Bill Kristol wants the Confederate flag to

keep flying because it gives him pleasure to be reminded

of the war that took more American lives than all of its

other wars combined.

"Bill, we're so happy you decided to carry your baby

to term."

Bill Kristol Sez:  “If they get to nominate Hillary Clinton, 

why don’t we get to nominate Dick Cheney?”

[Just what America needs: a good rectal feeding!]

War Machine (aka Jon Koppenhaver) Thinking of

Changing Name to William Kristol II

"You say Bill Kristol is telling us what to do in Iraq and

you expect me to whallow that?"

Mothers of Invention

Mothers of Intervention

The Mad Ghoul (1943)

The Mad Ghoul (2014)

More Americans had gotten their news from ABC News than 

from any other source.  And then Bill Kristol came along.

To tell the truth, Bill Kristol is really pretty much 

afraid all the time.  That's why he's a neocon.

Bill Kristol the Pundit Sez:   "Ignore the proclamations

of the pundits."

George Will Warns of 'Mission Creep' in Libya

This 'Mission Creep', for Instance

Kristol the Frog to Beck the Frog:  "This here lily pad ain't

big enough for the both of us!"

"It’s not healthy for the country, for the economy

as a whole, for the President to bully different

companies and different industries and I think

it’s not helping corporatist gangbangers, like me."‎

Warm Scuzzies #67

Keep America Safe