"Rielle, there's something about you that reminds me

of Liz Cheney."

“I don’t think God is through with me,” John 

Edwards says.  He must be looking ahead to 

Judgment Day.

"Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn."

"I'm like Nancy Reagan, always protective of my husband.

I'm like Laura Bush, a very loving mother and wife. I'm like

Jacqueline Kennedy, incredibly graceful and stylish, focused

on the arts and music. And I'm like Rielle Hunter, who had

a long-term adulterous affair with a member of Congress."

Will politicians ever learn that the cover-up

is worse than the crime?  John Edwards

certainly didn't.

"Hi, I'm Rielle Hunter, one of Johnny's favorite dolls."

Report: John Edwards May Admit
Fathering Alien Love Child

Edwards Says Purpose of Extramarital Affair Was

to Refute Ann Coulter's Claim He's a Faggot

John Edwards' prayer was answered, but

not in the way he had hoped.