If there were any justice in the world, A. J. Delgado would

have named her new baby, 'John Edwards Trump-Miller'.

In view of the fact that North Carolina is the Jesse Helms-

John Edwards State, what denomination do you suppose

 would be the best choice to become its Established Church?

“I don’t think God is through with me,” John 

Edwards says.  He must be looking ahead to 

Judgment Day.

"Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn."

Other Things North Carolina Is Famous For

Krispy Kreme Donuts 

Winston Cigarettes

John Edwards

"I'm like Nancy Reagan, always protective of my husband.

I'm like Laura Bush, a very loving mother and wife. I'm like

Jacqueline Kennedy, incredibly graceful and stylish, focused

on the arts and music. And I'm like Rielle Hunter, who had

a long-term adulterous affair with a member of Congress."

Since she announced her candidacy for the Republican

presidential nomination a little over a month ago,

Michele Bachmann has spent $4,700 on hair and

makeup.  Even John Edwards was shocked when

he heard this.

John Edwards Before Learning He Owes the Government

$2 Million

After

Now at Pottery Barn!

The Official John Edwards

Mugshot Coffee Mug!

Will politicians ever learn that the cover-up

is worse than the crime?  John Edwards

certainly didn't.

"Hi, I'm Rielle Hunter, one of Johnny's favorite dolls."

Knowing, as we now do, that he is fond of $133

haircuts, Marco Rubio is beginning to resemble

John Edwards more and more.

Warm Scuzzies #56

Andrew Young

Normally he was quite skeptical, but when it came

to John Edwards, he was ready to believe anything.

Report: John Edwards May Admit
Fathering Alien Love Child

Now that John Edwards has come clean,

when will John McCain?

Edwards Says Purpose of Extramarital Affair Was

to Refute Ann Coulter's Claim He's a Faggot

John Edwards' prayer was answered, but

not in the way he had hoped.

The back of Mark Halperin's head has apologized for saying

John Edwards "thinks Obama is kind of a pussy." The front

of Mark Halperin's head now says, "It meant to say kitty cat."

Senator John Edwards says calling Ann Coulter a

'she-devil' was just a slip of the tongue. "I meant

to say 'he-devil'."