Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Richard Barnett Demands 

Prosecutors Be Banned from Calling Him a 'Rioter' 

During His Trial

Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass

was in a sling.

'Jury selection begins in criminal contempt of personal hygiene 

trial of Steve Bannon'

"Jehovah's Witness?"

"No, Hostile Witness."

In the Manhattan courtroom of Judge Jed S. Rakoff on Thursday, 

Sarah Palin and her bombastic red handbag bombed.

Trump's Legal Team for His Impeachment Trial

Roger Stone Suffers Food Poisoning After Eating

 an $18 Trump Cthulhu Bowl

Paul Manafort, the Once Brave and Unbreakable Flipper

Adventures in Aestheticism #80

"Honey, there's an astronaut at the front door who's asking 

if you're interested in candid photography?"

"If it's Eric Greitens, the Governor of Missouri,

tell him we don't have a camera."

To every thing there is a season.

A time to laugh, and a time to mourn.

It'll be tough for a Texas jury to convict someone who

looks like this and has been charged with murdering

a teenager.  He's a cop, you see.

When Trump's Stalinesque purge of the Republican Party 

begins, maybe the Erick Ericksons, Jonah Goldbergs, and 

their simulacra in the party will remember the fate of 

Zinoviev, Bukharin, and Trotsky.

Bob McDonnell Sez:  "Maureen and I couldn't have

conspired because she hated me and had a crush on

our sugar daddy."

Mole Rat Deploys 'Dick Cheney Defense' 

in Ugly Rodent Trial

Mark O'Mara Bills State of Florida $300,000 for

Lifting Paving Stone During Zimmerman Trial

Vitamin B37

One a Day Helps

Keep Justice Away

Even when George Zimmerman winks, 

it's in self-defense.

Zimmerman Scholar Spotted at Local Wine Shed

Jeff Olson Found Not Guilty of Vandalism for Giving

 Chalk Talks Outside Bank of America