Jeanine Pirro, Fox News Maoist

Representative Martha McSally (R-AZ) says she

absolutely refuses to bow down to Sharia law.  That's 

a safe thing to say if your state's adult population is

 less than 2% Muslim.

What Allen West at first thought was a collision with 

Sharia Law turned out to be a close encounter with 

Walmart Law.  Nonetheless, he still saw it as another 

ominous sign of Christian persecution.

The only thing standing between Idaho and Sharia law

is Sheryl Nuxoll of Cottonwood (pop. 900), home of

Dog Bark Park.

"Goldarnit!  The Second Amendment is the only thing

 standing between us and Sharia Law!"

"Thanks to Governor Brownback, I can sleep soundly

 tonight, knowing that Kansas is safe from Sharia law."

The main reason Terry Jones wanted to ban Sharia law in the 

United States was because it was the only law powerful 

enough to force to him to convert from being a space

 alien to an earthling.

More Destructive Than Katrina!

More Contagious Than Plague!

Darker Than Noir!