Fifty years later, the Big Laughs are still

Felliniesque.

Vitalizes the Bodies and Minds of

Christian Crusaders

"What's that all about?"

"Pastor Jones is off his meds again."

The main reason Terry Jones wanted to ban Sharia law in the 

United States was because it was the only law powerful 

enough to force to him to convert from being a space

 alien to an earthling.

Koran-Burner Terry Jones Rumored to Be Rick Santorum's

Pick for Secretary of State

"I'm warning you:  one more crack about my

 Happy Days hairdo and I'll burn your Koran!"

Buy this man's book, or he will break into

your house, steal your copy of the Koran,

and then set himself on fire.

Terry Jones to Launch Presidential Campaign with

Big Koran Bonfire and Barbecue

Little Known Fact #17

There are two known species of Terry Jones.

One species lives in Florida and burns Korans

for a living.

Another species of Terry Jones lives in Palestine and

eats Korans she gets from abusing food stamps.

Quran-Burning Pastor’s 'Gun' Accidentally Goes Off

in Michigan Pornhouse

"Tell us, Terry, what was Rush Limbaugh like when you and he

were classmates at Cape Central High School back in '69?"

Why are we fighting a war in a land where innocent people

are beheaded because some fool in the United States

burned a copy of the Koran?

Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair

with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical

Edition of Dancing with the Stars

One could argue that Terry Jones' plan to burn the Koran

defiles our memory of September 11, 2001, in the same way

that Glenn Beck's Lincoln Memorial rally defiles our memory

of August 28, 1963.

Psychiatrists say Pastor Terry Jones suffers from a

Paul Teutl Complex.

Burn a Koran = Bad

Burn a Muslim = Good

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

"Hey, we're only burning Korans to smoke moist and

tender pork ribs, one of the most venerable of our

Southern Christian Traditions."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #191

Terry Jones