Kim Jong-un Agrees to Swap His Nukes for a

Condo on the Beach

“I may be wrong to trust Kim Jong-un. I don’t know that 

I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse.”

Trump says Kim Jong-un is trustworthy, 

has a great personality, is very smart, is very

 talented, loves his country, and has the ability 

to get things done.  Hmmm, maybe the U. S. 

should trade its Supreme Leader for North

 Korea's Supreme Leader.

And it only cost $19,999,999.99!

Ambassador Mary Jane Cryptocurrency Makes 

Impassioned Plea for Iced Tea, Weeps for Peace

"I think within the first minute, I'll know what's shakin' 

here in Singapore. Just my touch, my feel. 

That's what I do." 

The highest point in Singapore is 538 feet above sea level. 

Sounds about right for a apex predator 'summit', like

the meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un.

After Motel 6 Singapore Offered Kim Jong-Un a 

10% Discount on the Supreme Leader Rate

The Prime Minister was pleased that the American
President appreciated the old Singapore joke about
the pig with a wooden leg.

Man Loses Virginity, Says He Is Disinclined to Search for It