The vote to renominate Donald Trump is set to be 

conducted in private later this month in a Motel 6 

broom closet.

Kick Off Your Shoes and Relax!

Next G7 Summit to Be Held at Motel 6 Miami

Trump Field Tests the New Motel 6

Omelette Bar

After Motel 6 Singapore Offered Kim Jong-Un a 

10% Discount on the Supreme Leader Rate

Stephen 'The Patriot' Bannon, accompanied by lawyers,

would have met with the Russians at the Holiday Inn and

then called the FBI immediately.

In the Kitchen with Chef Wüsthof at the Bates Motel

Roach Motel

Supervisors at the Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office were 

ordered to falsify a reserve deputy’s records, giving him

 credit for field training he never took and for owning the 

Bates Motel.

Tom Bodett says he'll leave the light on for you.

Bedbugs Take the Next Step in Hospitality 

Industry Advertising

Tom Bodett Forgets to Leave Light On in Senate 

for Joe Lieberman's Farewell Address

Like the Roach Motel, when you check in to

the Bates Motel, you don't check out.

"But I don't want to stay in the Seal Motel!"

"I'm the straight Tony Perkins. Please believe me: I
never made love to Rock Hudson nor did I ever set
foot in the Bates Motel!"

"Sir, we take all our motel guest requests for courtesy
wake-up calls very seriously."

Expect the unexpected during your next stay at the

Red Carpet Inn in beautiful downtown Ft. Lauderdale.

Billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife Spends Night in Doug's

Motel with Tammy Sue Vasco; R. Emmett Tyrrell Quickly

Poo-Poos Notion of Link to Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

No, he's really not a rocket scientist, but he

did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Of the $5,000 Brent Wilkes gave him,

Brant "Nine Fingers" Bassett spent

almost all of it at the Lollipop Motel.