As Private Hudson says in Aliens, "That's it, man. 

Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we

 gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

Trump's Surgeon General Jerome Adams Unmasked; 

"He's an Infiltrator from Zombieland," Observers Say

"How can you tell Jerome Adams is Surgeon General?"

"Is it the hat?"

"Exactly!"

"How does 'Surgeon-General Bornstein' sound?"

"As the Sturgeon-General of the United States, it saddens

me to report that a new study shows that people who make

a habit of wearing military uniforms have a shorter life

expectancy than those who don't."

Michael Karolchyk Throws Hostess Cream-Filled
Cupcakes at Dr. Regina M. Benjamin