"Is it true, Congressman Cochran, that Kay Webber

married you because at 77 you're still Studley Do-Right,

or is that just more silly gossip?"

Has Chris McDaniel been snuffed,

or will he, like Jason Voorhees,

be back to cause more mayhem?

Chris McDaniel Accused of 'Pieing' Senator Thad Cochran

with Mississippi Mud Pie

This little Inhofe piggy went to market,
This little Cochran piggy stayed home,
This little McConnell piggy had roast beef,
This little Inouye piggy had none.
And this little Bond piggy went ...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home.