Bipartisan Laughter Erupts After Publication of 

Palin Brawl Police Report

Nobody can tell 'bipartisanship' jokes quite like Henry

Cisneros, Kit Bond, and Mel Martinez.

Senator Kit Bond (R-MO) Pioneers New Technique

Which Allows the Mind to Absorb Intelligence

Briefings While the Body Is Sleeping

This little Inhofe piggy went to market,
This little Cochran piggy stayed home,
This little McConnell piggy had roast beef,
This little Inouye piggy had none.
And this little Bond piggy went ...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home.