In Hell, Strom Thurmond was heard to say, "Trent

is a Southern gentleman and a mighty fine Dixiecrat."

"No, no, George, I did not turn Lott's wife into a pillar

of salt. I turned her into Dickie Scrugg's sister-in-law."

Richard Scruggs, Trent Lott's Brother-in-Law,

Indicted for Bribery; Zach Scruggs, His Son,

Indicted for Being Born into Such a Corrupt Family

Trent Lott Resigns Senate Seat, Signs On

as Lobbyist for the Denture Industry

Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, Jon Kyl, John Cornyn:

Four Characters in Search of a Plot

Senator Trent Lott, the new Republican Minority

Whip, was not amused when a reporter asked

if there was any truth to the rumor that his party

was changing its name to the Dixiecan Party.

General Hayden was greatly amused by Senator

Lott's 'praying mantis' routine.