Michael Hayden is beginning to look a bit dessicated.  

Do you suppose rectal rehydration might help?

"Scare quotes are just a CIA gang sign, and, no, they don't 

frighten me."

Careful, you wascals!  When he gets vewy, vewy angwy, 

Elmer Fudd sometimes does cwazy things.

Elmer Fudd is warning that the animal cruelty

 report could be used by allies of Bugs Bunny and 

Daffy Duck to outwit U.S. personnel abroad.

Sign of the Times #59

Could be worse.  Could be

Bugs Bunny watching you.

Supporters of Same-Spook Marriage were disappointed

when it was learned the Snowden-Hayden union had

ended rather rancorously.  Oh, well, the wedding cake

 was tastefully done.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #37

Ed Snowden and Elmer Fudd at Bugs Bunny Gala

Michael Hayden, Former CIA Director and Elmer Fudd 

Impersonator, Calls Female Senator Too ‘Emotional’ on 

Torture Report

In an ideal world, the United States would keep secret that 

Elmer Fudd is a retired four-star Air Force general and the 

former head of the CIA and the National Security Agency.

Elmer Fudd Says Military Strike Against

Wascal Wabbit Seems Inexorable

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #3
John Negroponte and Michael Hayden

I Remember Dubya #19
Without toadies--bureaucrats like John Negroponte
and Michael Hayden--to stiffen his ego, Dubya would
have been nothing more than a quivering bowl of Jello.

"We, like the noble Romans of old, tortured the enemy

out of duty, not out of enthusiasm."

“Al-Qaida is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and

on the defensive throughout much of the rest of the world

including the areas along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border.

We're now in the process of identifying some new enemies of

the United States that will hopefully carry us through the

second decade of the twenty-first century."

"Goodness yes, Senator! After we waterboarded the shit

out of those tewwibble tewwowists, we had no choice

but to start towtuwing them."

"That's understandable, General Hayden. But would

you please tell this Committee when you first became

enamored with Elmer Fudd and developed your

widiculous wisp?"

"And then I took those wascal CIA torture tapes

and cwushed them in my bare hands!"

Character Actor Kurtwood Smith Identified As Stunt Double for

CIA Director Michael Hayden

Elmer Fudd Says Wascal Wabbit Plotting Fwesh Attacks on

the United States Aimed at Sowing Death and Destwuction

“When I finally got my hands on the Fourth Amendment,
Senator Durbin, I tore it limb from limb!”

Why is it so easy to imagine John Negroponte and

Michael Hayden saying, "Jawohl, mein Fuhrer!"?