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Tom Barrack

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

to you mean by 'where'?"

World's Third-Largest Mosque as Photographed
by Man with Serious Balance Disorder

World's #1 Narcissist Buys Vanity License

Plate for $14 Million

"Over here, the tale is called 'Little Black Riding Hood',

there are no wolves, and the last fairy was beheaded

right after the British left."

"Yessir, this armored vehicle can carry up to eight emirs,

so long as they're no taller than this."

In the first QUARTER of 2006, the revenue

of ExxonMobil was $89 billion. To put this

into perspective, the ANNUAL Gross Domestic

Product of the United Arab Emirates, a major

oil-producing country, is only $75 billion.