At 85, Pope Francis admits he must slow down.

But what about school dragster shows?

Next on the Ron DeSantis Show!

Dragster Queens!

Even though there are 2.5 years remaining in President Biden's

 term, it's never too early to start placing bets on the 2024

 horse race.

Master Race

Time to dust off all those old Teabaggery jokes!

Have you been wondering why Republicans want

to ban Critical Racer Theory in schools?

Jackass Berates Thoroughbred

Muffler Diving Rivals Kentucky Derby

 in Popularity

The only thing Trump and racehorses have in common.

Speed Racer Grows Up and Takes a

Wrong Turn

Bill O'Reilly Restarts His Career

Mark Cuban Sez: “Is there any bigger jagoff in the world

 than Donald Trump?”

[Some people mistakenly believe a 'Jagoff' is a road race 

between two Jaguars.]

Just as horseracing was the Sport of Kings,  political

 campaigning is the Sport of Billionaires.

Not-As-Evel Knievel

"Pardon me, but could you direct me

to the nearest velodrome?"

Warm Scuzzies #228

Randy Bernard

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

to you mean by 'where'?"

Is this what they call an 'Unmanned Aerial Vehicle' (UAV)?

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