Trump Adviser Pressing Him to Announce 

2024 Campaign Before Midterm Election

Elvis fell in love with his own reflection in a mirror 

and pined away. 

“It’s impossible to keep him focused on any topic, 

other than his own self-aggrandizement, 

for more than a few minutes.”

On Fido Friday, his dog liked to do its 

Narcissus impression.

No Twitter, No Facebook? What Trump Will Do to 

Get Attention

Narcissus Sacked

"Phallocentrism is the ideology that the phallus, 

or male sexual organ, is the central element in the 

organization of the social world."

When he's not sitting on the toilet tweeting, 

Trump sits in the Oval Office, hugging himself.

God as a Bedwetter

Because of the need for social distancing, people weren't

hugging Trump anymore.  So he hugged himself

twice as much.

Most people don't know Narcissus was a missionary.

Psychologists call this strange phenomenon

 'Narcissistic Mini-Meism'.

Like Emma Watson, Donald Trump is Self-Partnered.

The Narcissistic Tubist

Poppy Bush Goes to Heaven and 

Leaves Narcissus Behind

If Narcissus Had Been an Eagle

It's a waste of time to try to appeal to Trump's 

compassion, because, as an unreconstructed

 narcissist, he's incapable of feeling deep 

sympathy for others, even children in cages.

A Page Out of Trump's Playbook

"Hey, North and South Korea, you can't denuclearize

without my permission and without thanking me!"

Narcissus Bird