David Beckham Retiring

(But Still Not Shy)

Apparently, there's an obscure rule in baseball
that says three boob jobs and you're ineligible
for the Cy Young Award. Sorry, Posh!

It's true, folks! Posh Spice does wear a secret decoder ring.

When we view the flag, we think of liberty, the Declaration of

Independence, July 4th, Betsy Ross, and Posh Spice's boobs.

Victoria Beckham Baffles Batters with

Screw-You-Ball

"I've never read a book in my life, including my

own autobiography, Learning to Fly. I'm also

well known for not being able to sing. But I can

outrun a zebra."

David Beckham Demonstrating How 
He Keeps Posh Spice Happy

Famous Dummy Greets David and Victoria Beckham