'Melania Trump Says She Had More Important Things to Do 

As First Lady Than Pose For Vogue Cover Like Jill Biden Did'

Jill Biden gets a Vogue cover, Melania Trump doesn't.

Which raises the question, "What about Sparky the 

Wonder Penguin?"

Beauty Is in the Ire of the Beholder

Kimye!

Anna Wintour Undergoing Mitosis

Governor Sanford Having 'Inter-Continental Crisis',
Says Wife in Vogue Interview

The Day Vogue Editor Anna Wintour Didn't Get the

Memo Re: 'Cancellation of Palin Fall Collection'

"Sure we're ugly as homemade sin. That's what arbiters of

fashion are supposed to look like, dickhead!"