When Kim Kardashian Heard She Won't Be the 

Nation's Next First Lady

Baron Werner Ünderbheit served as Kim Kardashian's

chaperone during her recent visit with Donald Trump in

 the Oval Office.

Oh, goody, another episode of Trailer Park Boys

Go to Washington!

Charlie Kirk is the Kim Kardashian of

political propagandists.  He always looks

like he just found out he has $8.33 in

his checking account when he thought

he only had $4.00.

Kimye!

Would someone please tell Kim Kardashian that, 

according to a new study, your butt doesn't make

you attractive?

Kim Kardashian adds another dimension

to the meaning of the expression, 'top shelf'.

Boob in the Foreground Realizing

Everyone Is Staring at the Side

Boob in the Background

Kim Kardashian's Bare Butt Stirs America to Sing (in Unison)

That 1 Guy's 'Buttmachine':

"Cracked like a bell but don't mean that it rings and just 'cause it's shiny don't mean that it's clean."

"Hot cross buns!

Hot cross buns!

one a penny, two a penny,

Hot cross buns!"

The Kardashians:  Famous for Being Famous

The Cheneys:  Famous for Being Infamous

Kim Kardashian Shooting Commercial for Manila

Holiday Inn's

'Big Buns Burger'

Will Bill O'Reilly declare war on this year's

Kardashian Khristmas Kard?

Choose your punishment:  die and join 72 virgins in Paradise,

or

live and spend 72 days married to Kim Kardashian.

"Every time I see Kim Kardashian, she looks

 so undercultured and overdressed."

If you're an attention whore, like Kim

Kardashian, you don't wear just any

old getup when you pop in to your

neighborhood organic grocery to

pick up some milk and eggs.

"I wake up every morning with large breasts," Meghan

McCain writes, "and it doesn’t affect me."  Kris Humphries

wakes up with large breasts, too, but it does affect him.

Just ask Kim Kardashian to show you her $2 million

engagement ring.