I Skipped My Botox Appointment Thanks 

to This Beauty Tool

Beauty Is in the Ire of the Beholder

If you discriminate against the ugly, you're a

Lookist.  If you discriminate against a

columnist, are you a Brooksist?

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Friendly Persuasion

Trump Sez:  "He's not Lyin' Ted anymore.  

He's beautiful Ted!"

A primary aesthetic trait of physical attractiveness and 

beauty is facial symmetry.  In Kellyanne Conway's

defense, it can be said that the right side of her face

lies 100% of the time, the left side only 95%.

K.T. McFarland's addition to the Trump Administration

makes Kellyanne Conway look more beautiful by contrast.

"Look at her, look at her words, you tell me."

--- Donald Trump

Michele Fiore's beauty is only skin deep, but her 

insanity goes all the way to the bone.

"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning

 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome

 Than You Already Are'?"

Is Scott Brown prettier than Elizabeth Warren?  This is the

 question Massachusetts voters must answer in November.

Her beauty was only skin deep, but her insanity went all

the way to the bone.

Question: Who said, "I must say again I have never seen an

uglier bus than a Canadian one”?

Answer: John McCain -- bus observer and international

authority on the aesthetics of mass transit design.

"Curves?  What a waste of space!"

Face it, Baby Boomers,

getting old isn't pretty!

"Remember:  like beauty, ugliness is in the
eye of the beholder."

"Aww, I bet you're just kidding when you

say I'm cuter than Ethel Mertz!"