Tucker Carlson Confirms Dino Buddies Chicken Breast 

Nuggets Created in US Biolabs in Ukraine

Trump Says Shadowy 'Golgi Apparatus' Behind

 the International Bankers' Plot to Destroy U. S. 

Sovereignty

A new report shows that Ted Cruz knew more science 

when he was in kindergarten than he does today.

Anna Wintour Undergoing Mitosis

Having a hard time understanding Molecular GOPology?
Perhaps Nate Silver's chart will help.

Biologically, a human is a thirty-foot gut with a mouth on one

end and an anus on the other that eats, defecates, and dies.

Unlike earthworms, humans attempt to transcend their

biological nature by means of art.