Racist Unmasked by Rashers of Miscooked Bacon

They had arrived at the Gates of Heaven, but where was 

St. Peter?

Ideal Footwear for Standing with Rand at Waffle House

 Like Pavlov's dog, when he heard 'Rand Paul', 

he started salivating for waffles.

Kid Rock Starts Fight at Waffle House, Says Cook

Put Pickle Slices on Wrong Side of His Grilled

Texas Bacon DOUBLE Patty Melt Plate

When he met the California Guitar Trio at the Granada Theatre

last night, Fearguth sensed such great musicians must have

impeccable taste in road food. And, by golly, they do.

Indian Chef Tries to Replicate Waffle House Recipe for Hash

Browns Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked, Topped,

and Diced . . . But Fails