Not to Be Confused with 'Perineum Sunning'

Kid Rock is only 51, but it's an old 51.

“What do you think we should do about North Korea?" 

Trump asked Kid Rock.

Black Knight Doing His Kid Rock Impression

Gramps Rock Releases Anti-Biden, Anti-Fauci Song 

with a 'Let's Go, Brandon' Chorus

Follow the Whiskey!

Flag Desecration #112

Playing 'Where's Todd?' in the Oval Office

Scarier Than The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Flag Desecration #92

Kid Rock

Kid Massif

Kid Rock Starts Fight at Waffle House, Says Cook

Put Pickle Slices on Wrong Side of His Grilled

Texas Bacon DOUBLE Patty Melt Plate

Kid Rock has confirmed the widely-circulated rumor that

Borat had come between Pamela Anderson and himself.

"It's true. Borat was able to alienate my affection in a New

York minute. Sheeyut! By comparison, he makes that bitch

look like Sea Hag."

On her honeymoon cruise with Kid Rock, her latest husband,

Pamela Anderson was already fantasizing about Borat, the

so-called 'Love God of Kazakhstan', who had just broken
up with his sister and was on a quest to find the babe
with the best boob job in California.

In this candid snapshot, Kid Rock displays

the macho vulnerability which lured Pamela

Anderson into his powerful arms.