The Queen and Her Chauffeur in Heaven

All News Hounds Go to Heaven

Glory Road

Heaven-Sent Marketing

Mississippi's COVID-19 death rate is 309.6 per 100,000,

the highest in the United States.  In other words, there

 are a lot of Mississippians going to Heaven these days.

No Miracles. No Mercy. No Redemption. No Heaven. 

No Hell. No Higher Power. Just Fatman.

It's Almost Heaven!

The Madness Must Flow

If you're a monkey, 'going bananas' is heaven.

In case you've been wondering, Johnny Cash

did go to Heaven.

Step Right This Way,

Ladies and Gentlemen!

What Lawn Care in Heaven Looks Like

Bible Belters Cutting in Line on Stairway to Heaven

"When we all transition to greatness

What a day of rejoicing that will be

When we all see Jesus

We'll sing and shout the victory."

He's 80-years-old and he believes he's 'divinely inspired'

to sell Silver Solution to the masses.  He's Jim Bakker

and he's getting closer to the day he'll join Tammy Faye

in Paradise.

At Play in the Fields of the Lord

They had arrived at the Gates of Heaven, but where was 

St. Peter?

The Uranus Examiner has ceased publication, forced 

out of circulation by prudish Missourians who didn't

 know our English word, 'Uranus', is the transliteration

 of the Greek word, 'ouranos', which is translated as 

'Heaven' 268 times in the King James Version of the

 Holy Bible.

Poppy Bush Goes to Heaven and 

Leaves Narcissus Behind

Adventures in Aestheticism #70