Holy Walter Cronkite, Batman!

Critics Say Movie Would Work Better as a 

You Are There Episode with Walter Cronkite

"Pardon me, Captain, but by my reckoning, we're about

to run aground on the Shoal of Eternal Delusion."

"Well, Mate, I'd say it's about time we dropped the

Anchor of Truth."

"Sorry, Captain, but Walter Cronkite died more than

a year ago."

Walter Krankheit

"Now that I've passed on, I would have to say
America's most trusted newscaster today is
Jon Stewart."

Walter Cronkite was 'The Most Trusted Man in America'
because watching him on TV was like watching Commando
Cody foil the evil Retik in Radar Men from the Moon.

"Apparently, you are there and I'm not. And that's
the way it is, July 18, 2009."