Wildlife Tip #8

Don't waste your time trying to spot manatees at Tea

Parties, especially those attended by Edna Mattos.

Wildlife Tip #7
Pretending you're Chuck Jones or speaking with a faux
French accent probably won't improve your chances
of befriending a skunk.

Wildlife Tip #6
Don't feed the hand that bites you.

Wildlife Tip #5

Always burp a polar bear over your left shoulder.

Wildlife Tip #4
Where Butterflies Go When They Migrate

Wildlife Tip #3

Don't offend a marmoset by feeding it Cream of Wheat.

Wildlife Tip #2

Don't ever tell a polar bear it's lazy.

Wildlife Tip #1

Do NOT attempt to take an Easter egg

away from a meerkat.