How Judge Jeanine Stays Warm in the Winter

Along the Rio Grande in far southwest Texas, there

are no groundhogs.  But there are Chihuahuan

Desert Sand Jeebies that serve the same purpose.

"All we have to do is wait for winter to set in and we'll
be able to walk out of here with no problem."

It’s no surprise that many prominent Republicans are

forecasting a long political winter for their party.

So, better bundle up, GOPers!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you think I'm cute as a button

as I sit here waiting for my turn at the bird feeder. But,

as you sit there all wrapped up in your warm sentiments,

try to keep in mind I'm colder than a witch's tit caught

in a wringer right now!"

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