Cardinal Sean O'Malley Named President of 

The Pontifical Commission for the Protection

 of Minors and Funny Red Hats

The day Hell froze over, it snowed in the Vatican.

Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between 

Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the 

question: Who was touching whom---and where?

Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for 

Trump Campaign

Breaking News Mashups #12

'Disgraced Cardinal Cleared to Fly'

Pope Francis Removes Cardinal Raymond Burke as

Head of the Vatican Cosplay Administration

Pope Francis Names 19 New Cardinals, 

But Only One New Pyrrhuloxia

Cardinal Raymond Burke Loses Job with Spanish Inquisition

It's hard to believe, but Cardinal Dolan says he and his church

 have been 'out-marketed' on gay issues by Hollywood, politi-

cians, and opinion-molders.  Maybe his church should estab-

lish a Sacred Congregation of Propaganda.  What?  You say

 his church did that way back in the 17th century?  Well,

Hully Gee!

No Northern Cardinals were harmed

in the making of this Christmas

tree ornament.

Cardinal Dolan, too, evidently believes his hat is

absolutely hilarious.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #497

Cardinal Sean O'Malley

Vatican Lashes Out at ‘Defamatory’ and ‘Anti-Clerical 

Left-Wing’ Criticism of High Church Fashion

Cardinal Keith O'Brien Resigns, Accused of Dressing 

Like a Pharaoh and Other 'Inappropriate Acts'

Now that you mention it, the idea of addressing Timothy 

Dolan as 'Your Eminence' really is a side-splitter.

Timothy Dolan Sez:  "Kermit was right:  it's not easy

being green."

"The hat?  Oh, I got it from Zazzle---50% off and free shipping!"

Timothy Dolan's Reaction When the Pope

Promoted Him from Sparrow to Cardinal

Zombie Cardinal

Cardinal Zombie

Sideshow Freaks Escape from Chicago Carnival