Not the Right Time to Be Talking About

'Capital Assets'

It's not true that Republican Governor Greg

Gianforte has been vacationing in Tuscany, Italy with

Ted Cruz while Montana has been inundated by a

500-Year Flood.

It's important to keep global warming in the

proper perspective.

Putting a Positive Spin on the Noachian Flood

NOAA and the Flood

Driver Accused of Ignoring Flash Flood

Warnings

New York City Subwoofer in the 

Age of Climate Change

Whereas it's doubtful Nero fiddled while Rome burned, there's 

no doubt Trump twittered while Puerto Rico drowned.

"Who's that?"

"It's Jeb Hensarling.  God told him to move to where he'd be

safe from hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, floods, and earthquakes."

Dan Scavino Sez: "Here is Noah's Ark. STAY SAFE!!"

“It’s been really nice. It’s been a wonderful thing. It’s been 

beautiful. Have a good time everybody!”

Texas Secessionists Go Silent, Thought to Be Underwater

Unlike his mentor, he couldn't walk on water. But Joel 

Osteen did what he could.

Well, at least Melania wore an appropriate

hat when she toured the Texas flood zone.

"Thank you everybody. What a crowd, what a turnout!"

Melania & Friends Headed to Houston

Expecting high water in Houston, Melania wears her waders.

Relax, Houston, Mr. Sunshine has everything under control.

"Qantas, I was there when you needed me.  Why aren't

you here now that I need you?"

Recipient of Mike Pence's Louisiana Flood Relief Sculpts

 Bust of Donald Trump Out of Play-Doh