Burger King Whopper 35 Percent Smaller Than in Ads,
Lawsuit Says
Tuesday, April 05, 2022
Call Them Trumpburgers
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Five anti-vaxxers have decided Burger King is the hill
they will die on.
Tuesday, May 04, 2021
It Takes Two Hands to Handle an
Irate Baby Boomer
Thursday, February 28, 2019
Berder King!
Monday, March 05, 2018
Hamburger Justice Can Be Harsh
Thursday, June 23, 2016
There's nothing quite like an energetic discussion of the
'End Times' while munching on Burger King's new
Mac n' Cheetos.
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Ted Cruz Demonstrating Why It Takes Two Hands to
Handle a Whopper
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Donald Trump Sez: "I tell you, if I were a woman,
I would wear a burqa."
Sunday, January 04, 2015
King and Queen of All the Burgers in England Deny
Duke of York Ducked Back in the Alley with
Long Tall Sally
Friday, September 12, 2014
Burger King Introduces New
Black Knight Burger
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Sign of the Times #49
Whereas it takes two hands to handle a Whopper,
it only takes one Big Boy to tell one.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Biggest Challenge Facing Sandwich Chefs at Burger
King Will Be Making Sure No More/No Less Than
Four Fries Are Placed Above/Not Below the Meat
Patty in Each French Fry Burger
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Big Mac Caught Standing in Burger King's Lettuce
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Burger King Breakfast Club, 2017
Thursday, April 12, 2012
What to Wear When You Go to
Burger King for a Bacon Sundae
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Hamburger Holy Family
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Burger King Deposed in Bloodless Coup
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Is this what is called a 'cock tease'?
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
"But, Mr. Tenet, a fellow Burger King worker says Curveball always lied. When he said, 'Have It Your Way', he was really having it his way. Were you aware of that?"