Ron DeSantis Accused of Being 'Dumber

Than a Sack of Matt Gaetzes'

A sac is a pouch within an animal or plant. Most people

 don't know Gamera has seven sacs.

The Railsplitter Speaketh

Things to Avoid #39

Raging White Women with Trader Joe Bags

Brown Bagger

“'It feels like a horror movie', said one veteran Republican 

senator, who spoke on the condition of anonymity."

What Mr. Lincoln Plans to Wear on the 4th of July

“They want to put a big roll of masking tape 

over my mouth!” exclaims Kellyanne Conway.

Nope, tape over her mouth wouldn't cover nearly 

enough.

Of his foreign trip, Trump says, "We hit a Home Run."

The Europeans think it was more like a Two-Bagger.

A Tale of Two Gasbags

Fat Tony Goes to Panda Express

Panera Ditching 150 Artificial Ingredients to Make

More Room in the Bag for the Sandwich

Government Pays Joni Ernst's Family

$460,000 to Grow Bread Bags

When she removed her bread bags last night,

everyone saw that Senator Ernst was wearing camo pumps.

Joni Ernst wore her Pepperidge Farm

bread bags only on special occasions.

"And you try and tell the young people 

of today you wore a bread bag suit to 

school ..... they won't believe you."

"I cried because I had no bread bags. 

Then I met a man who had no bread."

Iowa Man Reminisces about Walking to School

with Joni Ernst

Alissa Jesle desperately needs a Dugan Bag.

Does anyone have an extra?

"Hey there, handsome, you in the Dugan Bag!"