"When you're smilin', when you're smilin'

The whole world smiles with you."

Putin Should Be Worried About Ukraine’s New 

Kamikaze Drones

"Doctor, my eyes

Tell me what is wrong

Was I unwise to leave them open for so long?"

Flying Off Booksellers' Shelves

Faster Than Trump's Picture

Book, Our Journey Together

Schopenhauer as Optimist

Fake smiles cause Crow's Feet.  In Kyrsten Sinema's 

case, it's Buzzard's Feet.

PBR's VP of marketing said: "We apologize about 

the language and content of our recent tweets.  The

 tweets in question were written in poor judgment by 

one of our associates."  When Hipster Lincoln read 

such unidiomatic expressions as 'apologize about' and 

'written in poor judgment', he smiled enigmatically.

Asked to smile for the camera, Paul Gosar growled,

"I AM smiling!"

The Day Henry Ward Beecher Almost Smiled

Republican Senator Kevin Cramer Sez:  “As a party, I would

 like us to get the smile back.”

"In the fourth month of his presidency, Biden’s 

overall approval rating sits at 63%."

Remember when Smiley McConnell was FOR

'bipartisan unity' except when he was AGAINST it?

Andy Barr is outraged that Trump has been banned 

from Twitter.  But Andy is such a sweet little

Trumpnik, he can only express his outrage

by waving and smiling.

The only thing scarier than a full-page ad in the Washington 

Times, the Moonie newspaper, is a Perfect Smile infomercial.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face Right Now!

Shouldn't Sean Conley smile when he

presents an 'upbeat attitude'?

Steve Bannon's arrest put a smile on the

Bristle Worm's face.

Trump's Latest Executive Order

The Difference Between Positive and 

Negative Feedback, Explained

Smiling Is Infectious, Too