"Isn't that Old Hickory?"

"No, it's Old Bonespurs."

Marianne Williamson Vows to Remove Zombie Andrew 

Jackson Painting from Oval Office

Will Long be taking his Zombie Andrew Jackson

portrait with him back to North Carolina?

FEMA administrator Brock Long has been forcing

aides to shuttle him in government-issued vehicles

between Washington and his home in North Carolina.

As you can see, this really pisses Zombie Andrew

Jackson off.

The 'Corrupt Bargain' Has Risen from the Grave

Still Life with Two Navajos, Andrew Jackson,

and Donald Trump

Was the portrait of Andrew Jackson hanging in the Oval

Office trying to tell Trump something?

The Sullivan Temptation

On April 1, 1861, Zombie Andrew Jackson

worked out the differences between the

North and the South, narrowly averting

the Civil War.

"There's a Mister Jackson here, sir, and he

says he's come to save the Cherokees."