Out of the Basket of Deplorables,

Into a Federal Prison

Will Long be taking his Zombie Andrew Jackson

portrait with him back to North Carolina?

FEMA Chief Claims He Was Monitoring 

Trump's Swamp-Draining Activities

FEMA administrator Brock Long has been forcing

aides to shuttle him in government-issued vehicles

between Washington and his home in North Carolina.

As you can see, this really pisses Zombie Andrew

Jackson off.

Trump Sez:  "Puerto Rico was an incredible, 

unsung success."

Alternate Facts

Warm Scuzzies #822

Corey Coleman

Michele Bachmann FEMA Camp Plays Host to First Lady

Who needs FEMA and the Texas National Guard to deal 

with the Houston flood when you have Joel Osteen?

"Hold on, everybody!  Walmart has

everything under control!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #73

Nightmare on FEMA Street

"First of all, I would chloroform FEMA and send it back to 

the states for evisceration and then to the private sector for 

the coup de grâce." 

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head Admits He Doesn't Have

 an Emergency Management Plan to Deal with the Coming

Zombie Apocalypse

Droopy Sez:  "If, as Eric Cantor has proclaimed, we should

offset expenditures on disaster relief by budget cuts else-

where, I propose that for every dollar spent on disaster

relief, one dollar will be subtracted from the budget of

the U. S. military.  I believe this would be, as they say,

a Win-Win Situation."

If you see that a hurricane is about to blow Ron Paul away,

don't call FEMA.

The Shoes Senator David Vitter (R-LA) Wears
When He Needs Better Traction in Blocking
FEMA Nominees

Russ Knocke, the Department of Homeland Security press

secretary who investigated the fake FEMA press conference,

has concluded that FEMA officials did not intend to

deceive the public. "We were just reliving our childhood

days when we listened to Let's Pretend on the radio," he said.

FEMA Holds a Press Conference

"I've got an idea. Why not make Skeletor Attorney General?

That way he can do for the Justice Department what he

did for New Orleans."

FEMA Organization Chart