Blake Fischer, Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner, 

shot his little arrows in the air and liquidated an entire

 family of his fellow primates.

Two Popes and a Primate

Anthropologists say that among primates, especially

 the Romneys, smiling and the resultant baring of teeth

 is actually a veiled threat and a show of potential force.

"I've seen just about everything:  planking, owling,

Batmanning."

The day finally came when the only primates on
Planet Earth who didn't have stunt breasts
were gorillas.

Scientists Unveil Completely-Naked

47-Million-Year-Old Female

Primate Named 'Ida'