Trumpite and His Flaming Jizz Thrower

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #17

An Erectile Optogenetic Stimulator

Little Known Fact #36

Contrary to popular belief, Spanish Fly is not produced

when Spanish flies copulate.  Uh-uh:  just more Spanish

flies.

Only 8,000 RSVPs for Rick Perry's 

Prayerathon in 71,000-Seat

Reliant Stadium; Would Super

Horny Goat Weed Help to

Counteract the Flaccid

Response to 'The Response'?

Jiang Musheng claims eating live frogs works 
better than Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. He says 
the only side effect is he sometimes feels a 
little jumpy.