"Did you hear the one about the elephant that thought

Cialis was a memory enhancer?"

Michigan Man Shoots Self in Crotch with .40-Caliber

 Glock, Won't Be Refilling Cialis Prescription Any

 Time Soon

Cialis had given the House Minority Leader two dosing

options. All of a sudden, he realized he had chosen the

wrong one.

"If you experience a sudden decrease or loss of vision and hearing,

stop taking Cialis, and call a doctor right away. We know it'll be

difficult to find the phone when you can't see and impossible to

follow your doctor's advice when you can't hear, but dems da

breaks, ya horny bastid!"

If you take Cialis and get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours,

get medical help right away. Your doctor will probably tell you to stare

at this portrait of Maureen Dowd. So far, it has worked every time.

Jiang Musheng claims eating live frogs works 
better than Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. He says 
the only side effect is he sometimes feels a 
little jumpy.

Man Blames Cialis and Viagra Spam for His Inordinate

Love of Woodies