Hopefully, the openings in Trump's steel wall

 won't be big enough to let in Trojan Roadrunners.

Lawyers Erect Solar-Powered, Transparent Wall

 Between Donald Trump and Jared Kushner

"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 

do not believe him."

NATO Deploys New Solar-Powered APCs to Afghanistan

OK, so your new energy-efficient, green-compliant,

solar-powered roadster still leaves you stuck in

rush-hour traffic. Sorry, but traffic jams weren't

invented in the 21st century and they're not

likely to disappear until the 22nd century (if

then). So, be patient. Remember: it's a virtue.

In an attempt to establish her 'crunchy con'

creds with Rod Dreher, Ann Coulter introduced

SuperDave, her solar-powered sex machine.