Bernie Kerik IS Meathead

"Ya know, Bernie, if you shaved off your eyebrows, you

wouldn't have a single hair on your head."

"Why, Mr. Ailes, is it so easy to believe that you would

tell Judith Regan to lie to the feds about her affair with

Bernie Kerik?"

Bernie Kerik: a "Toxic Combination of
Self-minded Focus and Arrogance"

"I turned to Bernie Kerik," says Rudy Giuliani, "and

said 'Thank God George Bush is our President.'"

Rudy Giuliani Buys Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket,

Wins Season Pass to Bernie Kerik's Jail Cell

"Bernie Kerik says writing unflattering memoirs about working

for the President should be a crime. He thinks Scott McClellan's

disloyalty is sickening. Well, speaking only for myself, if Bernie

were my master and I weren't a dog, I would be disloyal, too."

Bernie Kerik isn't a corporate con, a paleocon, a theocon,

or a neocon. He's just a plain ol' con.

Let us not forget that times are also tough for

Bernie Kerik's police dog, K-9-11.

According to the New York Times, Bernie Kerik learned

as a young man how to carry himself with a “quiet,

dignified confidence.” Another name for it is 'perp walk'.

Got money left over from your latest contribution to the

Rudy Giuliani presidential campaign? Well, here's a worthy

cause that can really use your spare change right now:

the Bernard Kerik Legal Defense Trust.

The Politico Illustrated #3

"Giuliani camp swings back after Kerik jabs"

Rudy Awakening

"Yes, Mr. President, among my many qualifications to be

head of the Department of Homeland Security is my ability

to foresee the future. For example, if you look really hard, you

can see that I'll be indicted by a federal grand jury on bribery

and tax evasion charges on Friday, November 8, 2007."

New York Times Movie Critic Gives Rave Review of

The Godfather: Part IV, Starring Rudy Giuliani and

Bernie Kerik

Rudy Giuliani to Wear Bernie Kerik As Body Armor

Throughout Presidential Campaign