Trump Claims Perjury Bar Still Set Too High in 

Impeachment Probe

Like so many other Trumpniks, Michael Caputo has lied

with such abandon in the past he doesn't dare testify

under oath before the House Judiciary Committee.

Adventures in Lexicology #25

Flip Sweat (flɪp swet), n. Nervous perspiration caused 

by a fear that a friend is now your enemy. [When 

Michael Cohen plead guilty to lying to Congress, 

beads of flip sweat began to form on Donald Trump's

 brow.]

Will Trump be able to resist placing his hand on his

favorite book?

It ain't over till General Flynn sings. Then, lock him up!

Warm Scuzzies #577

Kathleen Kane

"Reach for the sky, podnuh!"

Dennis Hastert, Former GOP Party Barge, Indicted for 

Lying to FBI About $1.7 Million in Cash Paid to Blackmailer

If we lie to Congress, it's a crime.  

But if Congress lies to us, it isn't.  

Why is that?

The Day Before the Senate Subcommittee on Investigations

Recommended Perjury Charges for Lloyd Blankfein

The Day After

"Why, Mr. Ailes, is it so easy to believe that you would

tell Judith Regan to lie to the feds about her affair with

Bernie Kerik?"

Yep, any way he looked at it, Barry Bonds had been

indicted for perjury.

Q: How do you know when Alberto Gonzales is lying?

A: His right hand is raised.