How Trump's Brain Works

Alex Jones Being Financially Grown to Dust by

Winning the Lottery in Reverse

When Sarah Palin opens her mouth, 

the first casualty is Syntax.

To help reduce the national debt, President Obama is

proposing a new national 'Win the Future' lottery.

"Well, I think I could win the Republican nomination if I

chose to run, because I do think I'm in the mainstream

of the Republican Party. I also think I have an equally

 good chance of winning the Powerball Jackpot."

Scientists Reverse Aging in Mice; No Luck (So Far)

 with Lotto Scratchers

Fearguth has never bought a lottery ticket in his life.

Is it because he is opposed to gambling? No.  It's

because he's afraid he might win.

Rudy Giuliani Buys Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket,

Wins Season Pass to Bernie Kerik's Jail Cell

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