Ben Shapiro Boycotts 'Gay Cookies'

Abby Johnson, Girl Scout Cookie Monster

He plans to speak his piece until he finishes

 his SLO-POKE.

It would appear that those Nike shoe-burners were part

of a sinister Trumpnik conspiracy to raise Nike shares

 to an all-time high.

"What's up with this guy?"

"He's a Trumpnik who forgot to take off

 his Nikes before he set them on fire."

Trump and Pence Boycotting a Harley-Davidson 

on the South Lawn of the White House