Ed Rollins Sez:  “I’m sure that Nike doesn’t care because

 I’m a fat old man, but I’m gonna find every Nike piece

 of equipment I have and burn it this weekend."

[When you're as old and fat as Ed, the Betsy Ross flag

on a pair of sneakers means a lot.]

It would appear that those Nike shoe-burners were part

of a sinister Trumpnik conspiracy to raise Nike shares

 to an all-time high.

But it's 100% Nike-free!

Warm Scuzzies #827

College of the Ozarks

Attention All MAGA Hat Owners!

Trumpnik Mantra

Dog Saves Nike from Burning

Trump Watches Nike's Kaepernick Ad,

Head Explodes

"What's up with this guy?"

"He's a Trumpnik who forgot to take off

 his Nikes before he set them on fire."

"Yo, Nike! Your product endorsers

are insignoramuses!"