Der Trumpenführer Breathes on White House Balcony

For Mike Pence, the best news out of his press conference

today was that he is a nose breather, not a mouth breather.

GOP Blames Obama for Taking 20,000

Breaths Per Day and Riding a Trike as a 

Child

"Help!  I can't ... breathe!  Michele Bachmann is

sucking up all the oxygen in the room!"

Harold Ford Forced to Breathe Same Air as

Al Sharpton and Kirsten Gillibrand

Karl Rove Sharply Criticizes President Obama for
Inhaling Oxygen and Exhaling Carbon Dioxide

Following his own advice to the American people, President

Bush took a deep breath. But then he couldn't remember what

he was supposed to do next.