Donald Trump, Texas Toreador

Micro-Bullfight in a Petri Dish

"Instant Karma's gonna get you,

Gonna knock you off your feet."

Bloodsport Blowback

He had always taken pride in playing fair. But what had
that gotten him? A reputation for being soft on bullshit,
that's what! So, the time had come to get down and
play dirty!

"Wanna know why your eyes are brown, El Toro?

It's because you're full of bullshit, that's why!"

"I totally agree, El Toro: bullfighting doesn't make

a lick of sense. But the show must go on."

Two Dead in Suspected Murder-Suicide

The matador had the bull just where he wanted him.

In retirement, Superman supplemented his meager Social

Security income with appearances at slam-dunk contests

and bullfights.

"OK, what do you propose we do to decide who's hornier?"

The one thing the matador didn't count on was

the bull's deflector shield.

"Why can't we all just get along, little dogie?"

"Barbacoa! Chili Con Carne! Tacos Al Carbon!

Carne Asada! Fajitas! Do you understand what

I'm saying, El Toro?"

In baseball, this kind of play is called 'around the horn'.

"¡Ay!, El Toro! I see lots of chicken fried steak and

cream gravy in your future!"

Sebastian Castella can never make up his mind

whether he is a bullfighter or a bulldogger.

Andoni gracefully dropped his hanky, hoping

someone would notice and pick it up.

The bull had long harbored a seething hatred of

all members of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Some days, there's simply more bull coming at you

than you can possibly handle.