Paradise will have been regained when the

day comes that nobody takes Dana Milbank

seriously except, perhaps, Dana Milbank.

Dana Milbank the McCainiac

Dana Milbank the Ex-McCainiac

"I call it my 'Air Force Academy Chapel

Gesture'. I hope you like it."

Having lost the ratings battle with Two Dudes
and a Webcam, Mouthpiece Theater has been
cancelled. Asked to comment on this hard-
earned reversal of fortune, Dana Milbank said,
"It's a brutal world out there in the blogosphere.
I'm often surprised by the ferocity out there, but
I probably shouldn't be."

Washingtonpost.com Removes 'Mad Bitch' Video;
Spokesperson Says "Satirical Piece" "Went Too
Far Up the Colonic Irrigation Canal"

Did you know the 'mad bitch' behind Mad Bitch Beer
is none other than the Washington Post's answer to
Sani-Flush®, Dana Milbank?

Dana and Chris say they owe their success
in landing their jobs with Mouthpiece
Theater to

"If you are among the first 500 lobbyists to call in
the next 30 minutes, you can enjoy a salon with
me and this genuine White House teddy bear to
discuss health care reform as it relates to plush
toys, all for only $25,000. Call now!"

“You’re such a dick!" Dana ejaculated excitedly.
And, by golly, he really was!

In 2010, MSNBC will name Dana Milbank and Chris
Cillizza, the Leisure Suit Larry Twins, to be co-hosts
of a new talk show, Hello, Village People!.

The day came when, in the Potrzebie System of
Weights and Measures, One Froomkin equalled

One Hundred Milbanks.

There are three boobs in this picture. Can you tell
which one is the biggest?

Just keep saying to yourself, "Dana Milbank is a serious
journalist, Dana Milbank is a serious journalist, Dana
Milbank is a serious journalist!"

Dana Milbank is so shallow water striders avoid him.

Dana Milbank, Big Misquoto Hunter, Stalking His Prey

"Yes, Keith, 'Debbie Does Dana' was emblematic of Ms.

Howell's 'orange blaze period' as WaPo's ombudsman."