Being a devout East Texas Baptist, Louie Gohmert cannot

say, "Robert Mueller is an asshole."  But he can say,

"the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be." The mouth

is usually understood to be the 'superior opening of the 

alimentary canal'.  But not in Louie Gohmert's case.

Vito Barbieri Sez: "So, the female vagina isn't part of 

the alimentary canal? Wurd!"

Ron Paul's 'Buccal Cavity' (shown here in the open position)

 is the first portion of his alimentary canal which receives 

food and saliva, and then ends, thirty feet of gut later, in 

the toilet, as what is called, in the vulgar tongue, 

'Libertarianism'.

Mitt Romney:  the Politics of Pepcid AC

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #9

Imagine a really sour stomach.

That would be Dan Riehl.

Adventures in Lexicology #3
Stupak (stu-pæk), n.  A bowel blockage caused by having

your head lodged above the transtubular plane of the

descending colon. [The Democratic representative

from Michigan is obviously suffering from an acute

case of stupak.]

"No, David, I don't think the fact that my head

resembles a capsule of Puritan's Pride Probiotic

Acidophilus has anything to do with the fact I'm

a libertarian and write for Reason magazine."

"Seems like every time I turn around, Rush, I hear you talking
about 'anal poisoning'. Why don't you ever talk about 'rectal
bleeding', 'colon polyps', 'duodenal ulcers', or 'gastrointestinal
problems' in general?"

"Activia gives me the shits, just like Glenn Beck!"

Washingtonpost.com Removes 'Mad Bitch' Video;
Spokesperson Says "Satirical Piece" "Went Too
Far Up the Colonic Irrigation Canal"

As you probably already know, there's usually

a fork at the mouth of the alimentary canal.