Mullah Omar Succumbs to Terminal Beard Dandruff

Fearguth's Rules of Order #50

When you meet a monkey on the road, don't assume it has

 dandruff.  It could be just a chilly primate in need of a

ride.

Arianna Huffington Before She Started Using Selsun Blue

Planet Earth's Dandruff Problem Creating
Self-Esteem Issues

Paris Gibson is remembered as the only man

in history to die from terminal dandruff.

University of Minnesota Student Calling 911 to

Report Massive Dandruff Outbreak