He said he became a pantheist after reading the 

label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One

Peppermint Soap.

Pope On a Rope Holding Pope-On-a-Rope

Bumpersticker Message to Trumpniks

Are prisoners allowed to use Soap-on-a-Rope?  

Roger is asking for a friend.

The Madness of Sarah Fabian

Anyone who would argue with a straight face that

migrant children in concentration camps don't need

soap, toothpaste, and beds in order to be 'safe and

sanitary' must be Sarah Fabian, a lawyer who works

in the DOJ Office of Immigration Litigation.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, but

Godliness is next to impossible.

Trump Administration Names Mr. Filth as 

Superintendent of Children's

Concentration Camps

All that was missing was the Ivory Snow Girl.

If Trump had only used Ultabrite. It gets you noticed!

Noah Rothman Sez:  "Oooo, somebody needs to wash those 

shock-jock Democrats' mouths out with soap!"

Love can be rough, but your skin doesn't

have to be.

"Somebody left their Pope-on-a-Rope in

the green room and it wasn't me."

He had been a regular user of Dr. Bronner's

 for years, but he went blind trying to read the

 label, so now he has to buy the Braille version.

"I like my illusions better than your illusions."

Pope on a Rope

"Head & Shoulders?  Never heard of it!"

No matter how much soap and water he used, he couldn't

wash away what was left behind after he took a dip in a

'fountain filled with blood drawn from Emmanuel’s veins'.

Arianna Huffington Before She Started Using Selsun Blue

Rude Rhymes #15

Sudsy Asso

John Barrasso